benedictatorship:

asparmagus:

le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

Movie night anyone??

what’s disturbing to me is how many of these covers feature sexualised images of women about to be attacked or undergoing violence…

ellendegeneres:

Ellen with the latest insight on Fashion Week’s trendiest new designs.

(via noomrevlis)

headdeskben:

MY FAVOURITE POST EVER

(Source: jamietheignorantamerican, via benedictatorship)

semisweet-rubix:

tobreakandblossom
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acircularjoy:

ducklings

stairs

they do this to get out of ponds etc or up onto bank ridges

ducklings, stairs

tobreakandblossom this is for you, very impartant

TINY INEFFICIENT BABIES WITH THEIR PADDLY FEET AND THEIR PEEP PEEP AND SO MANY

#please send me to this video whenever I make a ‘welcome to blog’ post  #gOD  #TINY PEEPS CAN CLIMB STAIrs you can also do Thing. even if you are last peep.  #maybe you are sad  

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moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

(via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)

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auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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(via not-all-victories)

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

(via not-all-victories)

tiqachu:

sirhannibuns:

yiffytwink:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

glados is that you

THIS MAKES ME EXTREMELY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.

(via not-all-victories)

margaerynn:

margaerynn:

a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves

“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via emptylighters)

donertella:

first things first

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kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

(via bespectacledcolfer)

(Source: turnersalexs, via muggleland)